Speaking Pashtun
Editors Note: This is based very loosely on a true event.
By DHMcCarty 8/18
She took me to a Chinese ghost town. Gambling den, upstairs bordello, school, theater, used book store, Ning Hou’s Gallery and Al the Wops Bar, all succumbing to the forces of gravity and the relentless Delta sun. I collected memories in a box. She collected rhythm and rhyme.
Ning Hou pinned canvas to a wooden shop door on Levee Street, oils drying in the heat of the day. Feral cats hissed at passersby from under a rotting wooden walkway. Suzanne Wong watered her commode garden with a rusting metal paint can and then discarded it on the bed of an ancient Dodge stake truck, Hedge Nettle and Fiddleneck peeking around rotting tires.
“I need to get out of the sun. A glass of Pinot would suit my palate. You?”
“I agree. I think I’ve got enough pictures. Now I need a nudge for inspiration.”
“No storyline yet?”
“It’ll come to me. Probably in the car on the way home. It’s just past noon, we’ve got lots of time.”
“I’m going to take you to Al the Wop’s, my treat. They have the best peanut butter steaks.”
“Peanut butter Steaks?”
She smiled.
You could roll a golf ball the length of Al’s bar. When it reached the end it would roll back to you. Several hundred dollars worth of autographed one dollar bills decorated walls, stamped tin ceiling and baseboard.
The grey bearded bartender, bifocals on the end of his nose and a heart-shaped tattoo reading ‘Maria’ on his bicep, smiled at the poet.
“What will it be Ma’am? You must be an animal lover. Picking up stray dogs on the street?”
He looked my way and grinned. There was no malice.
“He looked hungry and thirsty so I thought I’d bring him here for refreshment. He’s a good boy.”
Everyone had a chuckle at my expense.
Me? I just wanted a cold beer.
It was an interesting crowd.
Seated next to me was the local Ag Agent. He was in a conversation with Truly, the owner of Truly’s Used Books whom we had met 2 hours previously. Aden the Ag Agent was defining the various threats of E. Coli and Listeria to the Valley salad farmers.
Dave, the bartender had a PhD in Philosophy from Berkley. He discovered he didn’t care for the expectations of a Professor so he took up bartending.
“The job hasn’t changed much. I just don’t have to worry about the paperwork and I can drink on the job with a hell of a lot less stigma about my transgressions”
There was a single patron at the far end of the bar. A large man wearing a dew rag, a greying Fu Manchu and a leather Harley Davidson vest. An aging Hulk Hogan with tattoos covering every inch of his exposed arms. He set an empty pint down on the bar.
“Dave, can I get another Lagunitas? This one didn’t last but five minutes. Maybe you should check the fucking warranty.”
Dave put a head on a ‘Little Sumpin’ and walked it down to the Hulk.
The TV over the bar was tuned to CNN Headline News. The picture of a bearded man in the dress of an Afghani filled the screen.
“Dave, would you mind turning that up? I think that’s Bowe Bergdahl’s dad.”
The poet touched my arm.
“Elinor was telling me he learned Pashtun. He hasn’t shaved since his son was captured. He’s assuming the guise of the wolf.”
“That poor kid. He’s been living in crushing fear for months.”
“He’s a fucking traitor. He walked off his post.” Hulk was looking right at me as he set his pint down on the bar. “They should put his chicken shit ass in front of a firing squad.”
“They don’t send men to war. They send boys. Boys that aren’t emotionally equipped to deal with the horrors of combat.”
Hulk got up off his stool and walked the distance between us. He stood between myself and the poet, hovering over me like an umbrella. I could smell the beer on his breath. He poked my chest with a beefy index.
“Any man that signs on should be ready to die for his fucking country.”
I tilted my head back to look up at him. There were drops of foam primed to exit the tail of Fu Manchu.
“Two things. I always heard it was better to make that other guy die for his country.
Second. Right now my mind isn’t on a response. It is on the fact that you are invading my personal space. Plus you are blocking my view of a beautiful purveyor of the language and that doesn’t please me.”
Dave straight armed the bar, knuckles to oak and elevated his shoulders. He reached under the bar and palmed a baseball bat.
“You know my friend, if you have to resort to intimidation to make a point, perhaps you should consider working on the substance of your argument. I would suggest you take a seat next to our fair lady. I’ll pull you another Lagunitas and the six of us can address the issue.
In a civil manner.
Or, if you prefer, I can slap you upside the head with this baseball bat.”
Hulk looked from Dave to me and then to Aden and Truly, who had decided to abandon the discussion of horticulture and embrace the topic at hand. He looked toward the poet. She reached out and rotated the neighboring bar stool to his pleasure and smiled up at him.
He looked her way for a second and parked his fanny..
It was amazing to me how a woman could defuse a tense situation with just a smile.
“So what were you going to say?”
He was leaning forward on the bar looking at me around the poet.
“Just that it wasn’t a man that signed on. We always use that term. I wasn’t a man at 20 and I’m betting you weren’t either.
I was a Marine. I didn’t go to Nam. I went to the Med. The NCO’s in my unit were veterans of the Tet Offensive. Four beers and they’d be sitting with their back to a tree and sobbing like a baby. I didn’t fight a war but I saw the effects played out daily right in front of my eyes.
We don’t know what was going through that kids head. Obviously he was scared shitless. I for one refuse to pass judgement on his soul. No one knows all the facts.”
“Look at his fucking Father. Dressing and talking that Taliban shit.”
“I got a 22-year-old son in the army. If he was captured I would do anything at all to gain his release. Even if I had to learn Pashtun. You got any kids?”
He stared at his beer for a minute.
“One look at you and I could tell you were a Fuckin’ Hollywood Marine. I did two tours in Nam. Saw friends shipped home in body bags.
Yeah, I got a boy. Hes 32 years old and doing 5-10 at Lompoc. Held up a liquor store in Downey. He was picked up by the cops that same night. Whole thing was on a surveillance camera. Kid never listened to a fucking word I said. He has too much anger in him. Thinks he’s got all the answers.
Look where it got him.”
The poet reached out and patted him on the hand. There was a tear streaming down her cheek.
“It’s hard losing people you love. My cousin died in Viet Nam when he was 19. He used to play the guitar and sing songs to me when I was a little girl. What if he had never gone.”
Hulk studied her image in the bar back mirror. He finished his beer, sat the pint on the bar and reached for the truckers wallet in his back pocket. He handed Dave $30 and said,
“Keep the change”
He stood, snapped a right hand to his eyebrow and nodded at me.
“Four beers is all I can handle and still feel comfortable on the Hog. You gentlemen are all full of shit, but, I fought for your right to be full of shit.
Good day Ma’am. Good day gentlemen.”
The poet was watching CNN, tears streaming down her cheeks.
I reached out and patted her hand.
“I think I got that nudge.”
. . . . . .
Bowe
Shoulders collapsing under the weight
of responsibility he was not ready to bear.
Fear gripped him each night until lips
spasmed in his dreams
Dark, menacing eyes filled the screens
screaming traitor
His father channeled his captors
assuming their shape, their appearance.
Speaking with the Prophets tongue.
holding words in hands shaped no different from theirs
It was never his war. His Father took that burden.
To see them, he became them.
He strapped him to his back,
tucked firm against his Mothers breast
Unwavering.
He stood staunch against the airwaves,
The angry voices,
the lying eyes.
And carried him home.
The Corrs – Everybody Hurts